Friday :: 03 July 2009 :: 07:36 PM
175 days to Christmas!
You Know You Live In Idaho If
According to Internet sources, these quips come from Jeff Foxworthy.
- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May every year, you live in Idaho.
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho.
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.
- If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.
- If you have switched from "heat" to "AC" and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.
- If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard, you live in Idaho.
- If you installed security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you live in Idaho.
- If the posted speed on the highway is 55 mph and you are going 80 mph and everyone is passing you, you live in Idaho.
- If driving in winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.
- If you know all four seasons as: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Idaho.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than on your car, you live in Idaho.
- If you find ten degrees "a little chilly," you live in Idaho.
- If you understand these jokes, you live in Idaho.
Random Humor: Another Farting Problem
A man has this unique problem when he farts it sounds like "Honda". After the novelty wore off he became concerned and went to see a doctor. Well, the doctor can find no problem after checking everything out, but he gets this idea and calls Japan and runs this past the company doctor at the Honda plant.
The Honda doctor advises him to have the man checked out by a dentist and see if there is infection. Sure enough the doctor found an abscessed tooth. Fixing that problem, the man was cured.
The doctor thought it very odd that this doctor was able to diagnose the problem this quickly and accurately over the phone, so he calls him to find out if he was just lucky or what.
The Japanese doctor responds, "Ah, yes, abscess make the fart go 'Honda.'"